Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme

08

Apr

doing “stuff,” the 7th grade guide to *luv*

05

Apr

confidence is key

his milkshake

brings all the gurls to the yard.

&they’re like “OMG YOU’RE SO TAN… wait why are you dressed like a mermaid?”

29

Feb

“i just wish i had all the answers”

27

Feb

rejected but not broken: an 8th graders journey into the mysterious world of secret romance

just make sure lavinia doesn’t catch you kissing at the saint lukes dance cuz it would be super inconvenient if she died of broken-heart-induced spanish flu or something. #awkward

07

Feb

“i cant iksplane anymore…”

27

Jan

the ultimate *hot guys* note-notebook page. #itsokaytobejealous.

the ultimate *hot guys* note-notebook page. #itsokaytobejealous.

24

Jan

#TongueTouching: so hot right now

“i promise it wasn’t a big, slutty thing”

“okay ya sure w/e britney”

22

Jan

#howtoimpressgirls: watch them undress & send them notes about it

“that’s what i like to see”

22

Dec

god created boyz for a reason tho…

 clearly boys are the only legit reason to go to church. 

20

Dec

#Letters2Mami: “she’s out of control”

ugh mom he came over at 2 am to sell me drugs not steal my innocence… GOD!! i’m joining the israeli army you’re such a bitch #bye

11

Dec

#IveGrownUpSoMuch: 9th grade nostalgia for simpler times

#memoriez

01

Dec

#WowIWasGay: “blah blah blah, new friends new boys”

#canwetalkabout the matching heart belts in this picture? #SoFetch 

30

Nov

#penisesareNAST: but “sex me all of you”

yes.

29

Nov

#angstyemails: breaking up in 8th grade means “loosing” your BFF

Mark—

Listen, i know that we broke up a month ago. Im not sure if you think that everything is fine now, or if today you just wanted to hurt me. *cries on the phone* while i was sitting in the same room as you, i don’t know if you realize(d) how incredibly horribly weird it is for me to watch you with this girl i could almost call my friend. Everything isn’t okay, mark. Just because i don’t like you anymore, and we dont go out, doesnt mean that i dont care, and everyhtigs fine. I thought how you acted today was incredibly selfish and unthoughtful. Its not that i dont want you to be happy. its that i dont think you realize the pain that comes along for me with your happiness. I realize you don’t like me so you dont have to be so rude to me to get the point across. I get it. Now you have to get that friends dont do this to eachother. You wrote me a note that said “I don’t want to loose you” but I’m not sure I believe that anymore.

-sophie

#overit

27

Nov

#HeIsMyDream: an 8th grader’s (totally realistic) life plan

…what actually happened. #ohwell