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17

Apr

why can’t weeee be friends?

i’m not sure that worked out. 

16

Apr

#WasThatFake?!

SO WHAT?! YOU WERE JUST PRETENDING TO LOVE ME? WAS NONE OF IT REAL? WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME WE SNUGGLED AT THE PARTY? WAS THAT FAKE???

#peetaproblems

15

Apr

the most EXCLUSIVE party in town

it was so great! there were bathtubs full of ice cream and m&ms and a chocolate cake the size of a trampoline! simple plan performed!

(none of that happened cuz i wasn’t invited)

14

Apr

#iloveandy

this is andy. his appeal is obvious. 

13

Apr

#jigglypuff vs #wigglytuff: let the games begin

Bad handwriting decoded/entry continued (clearly had to upload the picture anyway, gel pen journals were #sofetch in the 6th grade):

March 29th, 2000

A few days ago I was at Target and I saw a Pokémon figure and pretended to like it. “It’s Jigglypuff!” I said, and then “Look Mom, Dad, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff” I said and so I carried on. But then two boys came walking and one of them heard me and said to the other one “HA HA That’s Wigglytuff!” The other boy laughed and said “How stupid can she be??”

At first I tried to cover up my mistake saying “Wigglytuff! Look it’s Wigglytuff, Wigglytuff!” But then I realized that Pokémon was like, REALLY out to style and while the two boys laughted I looked at them like whatever and if you are so dumb to like Pokémon that you would laugh at someone who hates it and think they were dumb then you must be REALLY dumb. 

12

Apr

guess who? a (thinly veiled) secret love note.

hey gurl how u doin? u r the woman that i’m rly pursuin’ & i’d like 2 get 2 kno u could u tell me ur name? if u jot down ur # u’ll get mine in XXXchange. 

11

Apr

#PartyOfTheYear (for sophomores)

10

Apr

#get2knowme: an 8th grader begs to be noticed

IGFAF about my brother though. go for it. 

09

Apr

#imeanANYTHING

08

Apr

Happy Easter Bros & Chicaz! Hope you enjoy this beautiful egg I made in 2006, I know my parents were QUITE pleased with my Easter spirit. 

Happy Easter Bros & Chicaz! Hope you enjoy this beautiful egg I made in 2006, I know my parents were QUITE pleased with my Easter spirit. 

doing “stuff,” the 7th grade guide to *luv*

07

Apr

#I’VELIVED: the dramatic conclusion of a high school diary

Little did this young girl know that she would decide in a fit of insanity to let the entire world read all about her “trails and tribulations” #drama #whatever #sorryimnotsorryteenagecaroline

06

Apr

(Source: 501kb)

#babyyoureallthatiwant: a 7th grade boy channels cascada in hopes of winning the heart of his one true love (not his girlfriend)

**cascada wuz chic tho**

05

Apr

confidence is key

his milkshake

brings all the gurls to the yard.

&they’re like “OMG YOU’RE SO TAN… wait why are you dressed like a mermaid?”